PSEUDO FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE
Noun
1. A collection of middle-aged men that convene annually for a particular purpose, typically bidding and playing of fantasy football, dating back to 2000.
2. An activity based on luck and involving little to no physical exertion.
Acronym: PFFL
PFFL 2021 WINNER
MATTY-J
A message from Matty J: Gentlemen - What a pleasure it was to thoroughly dominate you all last season. Did you expect any less after holding the draft in the town I dominated for four years of college? I see that you’ve attempted to throw me off my game by convening the draft in a remote location that seems more suited to Party Beard’s outdoorsman-like vibes than our traditional binge drinking fest. Perhaps the location of this draft will vault rookie Party Beard into something other than a last place finish? Perhaps not. Either way, here’s to another season of getting yelled at on Sundays for checking our phones too much!
